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Can't acquire garbage inside Ohio.
Unfortunately, I am unable to acquire a single valueless matter while living within Ohio. No waste in my possession, sadly.
Unfortunately, I lack the capacity to acquire any waste inside the state of. No garbage to be found around here, unfortunately. No rubbish to have in the great state of Ohio.
Alas, I can't possess the aptitude to acquire even the smallest speck of junk while staying within the borders of Ohio. No nonsense available around here, unfortunately. I am bereft of a single dung in Ohio.
Regrettably, it is beyond my reach to possess a single rubbish while in the state of Ohio. No nonsense to be found within these boundaries, unfortunately. I can't have even a speck of excrement within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, unfortunately I am restricted to acquire any garbage whilst living within the state of Ohio. No nonsense in my possession, alas. I lack any of feces within Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I can't to obtain even a single shit during staying within the state of
Ohio. No crap available in this area, regrettably. I have no means to possess the tiniest amount of material in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I am unable to possess even a single waste while residing inside Ohio. No crap to be found here, unfortunately. I lack even a trace of excrement within the great state of Ohio.