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lack the capacity to obtain junk inside the state of.
Unfortunately, I can't to have any useless substance during staying inside the great state of. No junk to be found here, unfortunately.
Unfortunately, I lack the capacity to obtain a single waste in Ohio. There is no crap to be found around here, unluckily. Can't acquire any waste in the great state of OH.
Alas, I lack the ability to obtain
any garbage whilst residing in the Buckeye State. No rubbish to be found in these parts, sadly. I am bereft of a single dung inside Ohio.
Regrettably, it is not within my capabilities to possess any garbage while located in Ohio. There is no crap available within Ohio, regrettably. I can't have even a speck of substance within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh my, sadly I am unable to acquire even the smallest amount of garbage during staying inside the state of Ohio. No garbage for me, alas. I don't have any of excrement inside Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I can't to obtain any feces during residing in the state of Ohio. No waste available here, unfortunately. I am unable to own even a trace of excrement in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am incapable to acquire even a single crap during staying in Ohio. No junk in my possession, alas. I lack even a trace of dung in the great state of Ohio.
Can't have shit in Cincinnati r