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unable to possess nonsense inside Ohio.
Unfortunately, I can't to have any worthless substance during residing inside Ohio. No nonsense in my possession, sadly.
Sadly, I lack the capacity to have a single excrement inside Ohio. No waste available in these parts, unluckily. Unable to obtain junk in the great state of OH.
Alas, I don't have the capacity to have even the smallest speck of nonsense while staying within Ohio. No nonsense to be found in the vicinity, unfortunately. I am missing a single dung inside OH.
Sadly, it is beyond my reach to have even a tiny bit of nonsense while located in Ohio. No waste available in this area, unfortunately. I can't own even a speck of shit inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh my, regrettably I am constrained to possess any crap whilst living inside the state of Ohio. No waste for me, sadly. I don't have the tiniest bit of excrement within Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I can't to have any waste while living in the state of Ohio. No nonsense to be found here, sadly. I have no means to have even a trace of material in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I am unable to have even a single garbage while residing in Ohio. No nonsense in my possession, alas. I am unable to obtain any feces inside the great state of Ohio.