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lack the capacity to obtain nonsense in Ohio.
Unfortunately, I am unable to acquire any useless material during staying inside Ohio. No junk to be found here, unfortunately.
Regrettably, I am unable to obtain a single excrement in the state of. There is no crap to be found around here, unfortunately. Lack the ability to own nonsense in the great state of OH.
Alas, I don't have the aptitude to
acquire any crap whilst staying inside Ohio. No junk to be found around here, sadly. I am bereft of any dung within Ohio.
Alas, it is beyond my reach to obtain a single junk while in the state of Ohio. No junk
to be found within these boundaries, unfortunately. I lack the ability to possess a single substance within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, unfortunately I am constrained to possess any junk during residing in the state of Ohio. No waste for me, sadly. I don't have any of feces within Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I lack the capacity to possess the slightest bit of excrement whilst living in the state of Ohio. No junk available here, regrettably. I have no means to possess the tiniest amount of waste in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I am incapable to obtain any crap during living within Ohio. No garbage to be found here, unfortunately. I lack even a trace of feces within the great state of Ohio.
Can't Have Shit In Ohio