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Can’t have shit in Ohio @iswearitsnotprn haven't got the ability to obtain waste in Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I am unable to acquire a single worthless material during living inside Ohio. No crap in my possession, sadly.
Regrettably, I lack the capacity to have even a speck of excrement within Ohio. There is no crap available in these parts, unluckily. No rubbish to have within Ohio.
Alas, I lack the aptitude to obtain even the smallest speck of waste during the time residing within Ohio. There is no crap available in this region, unfortunately. I am without any substance in OH.
Sadly, it is beyond my reach to obtain even a tiny bit of rubbish while residing in Ohio. No waste to be found within these boundaries, regrettably. I can't possess any shit inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, unfortunately I am restricted to possess a single junk whilst living within the state of Ohio. No waste in my possession, alas. I don't have even a trace of substance inside Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I can't to have any excrement while residing in the state of Ohio. No waste available here, sadly. I can't possess even a trace of waste in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I am unable to possess any waste during residing within Ohio. No nonsense to be found here, unfortunately. I don't have any feces within the great state of Ohio.